Look at that van go
that comment makes me uncomfortable
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THIS SATANIC GODDAMN THING IS REAL AND I AM UNREASONABLY ANGRY ABOUT IT
seriously look at this awful thing
No.
No no no no no no no.
I’m sorry, if you’re too stupid to make eggs in a pan, you don’t get to have a horrible egg-dog on a wooden stick like it’s some kind of carnival food. This product is a crime against gastronomy, and I want to find and destroy each and every example of it.
There is literally nothing appetizing about this either. WHO JUST EATS A HUNK OF HOT COOKED EGG LIKE THAT. WHAT THE FUCK, AMERICA.
Drew, I feel like you’d appreciate this. If you need me, I’ll be over here fighting my gag reflex.
I’m a Technology editor on Tumblr, and it istaking all of my self-control to not promote this in Tech, for the lulz.
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nothings worse than soft grapes
soft apples
soft dicks
☾☻soft grunge blog☻☽
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every medicine on the market is like
pros: you’ll stop coughing
cons: you might die
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#actors who are actually their character
the greatest casting ever.
Even better when you think about how Dan got a place for himself in NY to continue his career, Emma went to a school in USA, and Rupert bought a fucking ice cream truck.
Follow your dreams Rupert
I didn’t know this. So I looked it up and - HE ACTUALLY DID.
‘I keep my van well stocked. It’s got a proper machine that dispenses Mr Whippy ice cream and I buy my lollies wholesale – 50 for a tenner – so I never run short.
I’m not allowed to sell my merchandise. I’d need a licence for that. ‘I tend to avoid July and August, but the rest of the year I’ll drive around the local villages and if I see some kids looking like they’re in need of ice creams, I’ll pull over and dish them out for free. They’ll say, “Ain’t you Ron Weasley?” And I’ll say, “It’s strange, I get asked that a lot.”It makes it even better that he just GIVES the icecream away. [Source]
rupert is the hero we all deserve
you go man with your truck
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the final step in this recipe didn’t say “enjoy!” so i threw my food in the trash
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Hair looks like shit?
Homework still to do?
Room still to clean?
Bitches trying to make you mad?
Friends start giving you all of their annoying drama?
Mom reminds you that you’re accomplishing nothing and tells you to get off tumblr?
this makes me laugh tooo hard
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