you know how when you go to a concert or show of some sort and the person on stage is like “HOW’S EVERYONE DOING TONIGHT?!?!?!?!” and the audience cheers back? why? you’re not answering the question, you’re just yelling. imagine if we did that in daily conversation. “hey jeff, how are ya?” and jeff just starts screaming and clapping in your face
3:29 am • 30 July 2014 • 131,209 notes
So today at walmart a woman kept giving me dirty looks until finally I asked if she had a problem. She looked at me and told me she didnt think my outfit was appropriate so I asked her if she thought it was appropriate to lick my asshole.
3:21 am • 30 July 2014 • 1,411 notes
I love the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one.
i fucking watched this
for 15 minutes
waiting for the look on his face when he gets to the smallest one
i trusted you
do you understand
how much i want to kill you right now
3:20 am • 30 July 2014 • 215,233 notes
Sam’s hair getting out of control.
I thought its gonna be something dirty
We all thought this was going to be something dirty
3:19 am • 30 July 2014 • 22,355 notes
'are you as bored as I am' can be read from back to front and still make sense
ma i sa derob sa uoy era
3:16 am • 30 July 2014 • 198,637 notes
A rare picture of Elton John on his way to save rock and roll.
3:10 am • 30 July 2014 • 9,796 notes